Sua vida resumida em um gif
bedussey: OMfg i was in starbucks and i saw this girl with pink hair and a shirt with an inverted cross on it and i hissed “hipster blogger” and she hissed back because she was actually a snake haha what’s a SNAKe doing in star bucks? i only have 60 followes why did I favourite this?
fishingboatproceeds: baptised-in-vodka: Ok like I’ve never read The Fault In Our Stars but I see it every where on this site and I want to. Is it any good?? It’s okay.
My dad and the emu
My dad: I walked past an emu today
My dad: Yeah, he looked sad
Me: ... How does an emu look sad?
My dad: He was crying
Me: Oh jesus do you mean emo?
My dad: .... I can't keep up with your hipster terms. They're always changing.
endthymes: “does anyone else-” yes “am i the only one who-” no “is it weird that i-” probably not
earthnation: my mom wont let me take nudes sorry everyone
Sobre a nova escola. O Colégio XIX de Março é um lugar legal. Muito justo. Vejam bem, criaram um moletom mais quentinho esse ano. Verde. Estiloso, bonito. Quase dá pra abstrair o fato de que custa noventa reais e você é obrigado a usar, senão eles anotam na sua agenda. Ah, a agenda… Tem 8 espaços. Uma vez preenchidos, você perde 1 ponto de conceito a cada vez que chega atrasado ou sem o...
litwick: NEVERMIND ILL FIND SOMEONE LIKE YOOOOOOOOOOOO
community101: Switch Back - Community 4.11
vondell-swain: A kid at Hogwarts who just wants to get a proper education but can’t focus because of all of the shit Harry Potter and his friends keep getting themselves into.
suzuki-method: theprettygoodgatsby: piffsburg: Females: I want equal rights. Females: You can’t hit me I’m a female. Females: I want equal rights and i don’t want you to hit me because I am a human being and I don’t like being hit men who think equal rights means they get to beat up women women who… Shut up, if you scratch me I will slap you. That’s friendship, bitches.