fuckyeahportal2:

staywithmearienette:

sufferbus:

Click to play Portal Tetris, hours of endless fun!

this was really funny for a second haha

I wonder how many people will try this thinking it is a real game.

'Don't you hate that?' 'What?' 'Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?' 'I don't know.' 'That's when you know you found somebody special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute, and comfortably share silence.' (Pulp Fiction, 1994)

bombing:

tip: failing a class? demand trial by combat

offended-fig:

xoheart-on-her-sleeve:

sassy-satan666:

unmutekurloz:

raspberryskittles:

dion-thesocialist:

isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?

yeah there legit is that’s 100% true

Yes.



Oh my god

W E L L  F U C K  Y O U  T O O  J E S U S

offended-fig:

xoheart-on-her-sleeve:

sassy-satan666:

unmutekurloz:

raspberryskittles:

dion-thesocialist:

isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?

yeah there legit is that’s 100% true

Yes.

Oh my god

W E L L  F U C K  Y O U  T O O  J E S U S

petitiontobringbackthedodobird:

vikinggoth:

One of these things is not like the others…

Yeah, why does that one sink get, like, twenty kittens???

wefuckinglovescience:

The Higgs boson and has been seen at work for the very first time.
More here: http://bit.ly/1teExAE

DAMNIT IT HIGGS BOSON! I HIRED YOU THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO AND ONLY NOW YOU SHOW UP TO WORK? YOU’RE FIRED!

wefuckinglovescience:

The Higgs boson and has been seen at work for the very first time.

More here:

DAMNIT IT HIGGS BOSON! I HIRED YOU THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO AND ONLY NOW YOU SHOW UP TO WORK? YOU’RE FIRED!

queenfattyoftherollpalace:

fattyforever:

girl-farts:

kamikagurl:

Lol, yes.

RIP MSN *sobs* 

It was a golden time.

For whatever reason my computer will not let me uninstall msn so it just sits there, a reminder of the past.

bryko:

I’m watching Monsters Inc. with Pulp Fiction subtitles

but

ironcheflancaster:

batmansymbol:

by the way did I ever tell y’all about the time I got a blank message from nobody, sent on new year’s eve in 1969, when the internet didn’t exist?
because that happened

OKAY KIDS, LET’S LEARN ABOUT THE UNIX EPOCH
So back in the early days of computers, when we were trying to build clocks to keep all our computers in sync, we tried a bunch of different ways to synchronize them in ways that both normal people could use and programmers could utilize.
We just tried saying “The current time is THIS date” and just storing that date as some text, but while that was easy for humans, it was a bunch of different numbers that worked together in funny ways and computers don’t play nice with a bunch of random, arbitrary rules.
Not much worked, until we realized that we needed a BASELINE to compare against, and a way to represent the current time that covers everybody. So we came up with Unix time, because Unix was the style at the time. Essentially, Unix time represents any given time by saying “How many seconds ago was 12:00 AM on January 1, 1970 in Iceland somewhere?”. Recent enough to keep the numbers relatively small, far enough that nothing computer-y would fall before it, and consistent enough that there’d be no discrepancy based on where you are.
So what happens when you see the date “December 31, 1969” on a buggy message like this is that the computer received a bunch of zeroes by mistake and went “Oh, this must be a message!” Then when it tried to interpret it, it got to the date, found a zero, and said “Zero seconds since the Unix Epoch? I’ll round down - this was sent at the last second of New Year’s Eve, 1969! They’ll be so happy to finally get their blank message.”
And then the computer traipsed off on its merry way, because computers are fucking ridiculous.

ironcheflancaster:

batmansymbol:

by the way did I ever tell y’all about the time I got a blank message from nobody, sent on new year’s eve in 1969, when the internet didn’t exist?

because that happened

OKAY KIDS, LET’S LEARN ABOUT THE UNIX EPOCH

So back in the early days of computers, when we were trying to build clocks to keep all our computers in sync, we tried a bunch of different ways to synchronize them in ways that both normal people could use and programmers could utilize.

We just tried saying “The current time is THIS date” and just storing that date as some text, but while that was easy for humans, it was a bunch of different numbers that worked together in funny ways and computers don’t play nice with a bunch of random, arbitrary rules.

Not much worked, until we realized that we needed a BASELINE to compare against, and a way to represent the current time that covers everybody. So we came up with Unix time, because Unix was the style at the time. Essentially, Unix time represents any given time by saying “How many seconds ago was 12:00 AM on January 1, 1970 in Iceland somewhere?”. Recent enough to keep the numbers relatively small, far enough that nothing computer-y would fall before it, and consistent enough that there’d be no discrepancy based on where you are.

So what happens when you see the date “December 31, 1969” on a buggy message like this is that the computer received a bunch of zeroes by mistake and went “Oh, this must be a message!” Then when it tried to interpret it, it got to the date, found a zero, and said “Zero seconds since the Unix Epoch? I’ll round down - this was sent at the last second of New Year’s Eve, 1969! They’ll be so happy to finally get their blank message.”

And then the computer traipsed off on its merry way, because computers are fucking ridiculous.

electricsed:

It really doesn’t matter how big or how small they are, all cats are fucking adorable morons.

electricsed:

It really doesn’t matter how big or how small they are, all cats are fucking adorable morons.

engineersopinion:


Where are such leaders?

Can’t get over how awesome this guy was

engineersopinion:

Where are such leaders?

Can’t get over how awesome this guy was