boyirl:

"do animals have less fear because they live without words"Elias Canetti: The Human Province (1973)Mikko Kuorinki

boyirl:

"do animals have less fear because they live without words"

Elias Canetti: The Human Province (1973)
Mikko Kuorinki

neyagawa:

badgoku14:

THE YEAR OF THE LUIGI REIGNS ON

why the fuck you measuring time in beyblades

neyagawa:

badgoku14:

THE YEAR OF THE LUIGI REIGNS ON

why the fuck you measuring time in beyblades

pixelatedcrown:

turns out I don’t know what a horse is or how it moves???

I feel sad for the floppy drive has been replaced by a memory stick in this.

  • high school boy: omg that girl my age is wearing a skirt above her knees, oh god I can see kneecaps????
  • high school boy: omg giRLS HVAE KNEESCAP????
  • school administrator: shit shit
  • high school boy: bUT I HAEV NEECKAP
  • school administrator: no don't look don't think about it ok just keep walking
  • high school boy: I AM PERSON, HAEV KNEEPCAP, GIRL HAVE KNEECPAP, GIRL ARE PERSONS?????????
  • high school admin: fuck shit shit no-
  • high school boy: /explodes

My Dad's response to his white co-workers making fun of his accent

  • White Co-Worker: That's not how you say it.
  • My Dad: But you knew what I meant so why do you have to make a big deal out of it.
  • White Co-Worker: Aww come on man, it's funny, lighten up will yah Nestor?
  • My Dad: You know I speak 5 languages, right? How many can you speak?
  • White Co-Worker: Just English
  • My Dad: Tell me something. What does a cow say?
  • White Co-Worker: Moo?
  • My Dad: That's right, the cows in my country say that too. You know why? They can only speak one language *walks away*
  • White Co-Worker: *sheds white tears*
girlpal:

f is for friends who do stuff together

girlpal:

f is for friends who do stuff together

escute:

candycoatedfury:

mainsstream-teenss:

The best ever episode of catfish

i saw this post before i watched catfish and i seriously thought this was some sort of sketch from youtubers or something but no it’s real and so good

I need the video for this

found it (x)

candycoatedfury:

mainsstream-teenss:

The best ever episode of catfish

i saw this post before i watched catfish and i seriously thought this was some sort of sketch from youtubers or something but no it’s real and so good

I need the video for this

greendale seven appreciation week(s): day seven
free choice: pop culture references

capricorn-onthe-cob:

coolator:

the turkey swiss on rye incident

aha, the full post. get back on my blog.

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annethecatdetective:

burning-high-rise:

whorishgreen:

whorishgreen:

I’ve never been more emotional about any social media post in my entire life

UPDATE: guys Beth Broderick tweeted yesterday that this Salem is THE SAME SALEM!!! He’s 20 years old man!!!! 20!

That Salem is still kicking is all I care about.